Friday, July 15, 2011

Nice Try

Mbak Cantik : That's it! How am I going to work if the computer died on me?
Matahari : Have you tried to push the power button?
Mbak Cantik : Done that, didn't work. I think it is the legitimate reason to go home.
Matahari : OK, here is the idea. You can use my computer to work and I'm going home. It's a fair trade right?
Mbak Cantik : Nice try, Dude. Nice try....


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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

"L" is for the Losers

Welcome to the Heartbreak Customer Center.

If you are Loser #1, please press 1.
If you are Loser #2, please press 2.
If you don't know wether you are loser #1 or Loser #2, you are definitely Loser #3, and please press 3.
If you are here just to hear Cee Lo Green's F**K You, please press 4.
If you want to reach our Heartbreak Agents, please press 5.

Sorry, aparently all of our Agents are busy preparing Valentine's Day Party. And if you don't have partner in this Valentine's Day, you are Loser #4.

Thank you for caling and using our service.

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Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Count On Me


If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see
I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of
What we are called to help our
friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there
'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do
, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

If you toss and you turn and you just can't fall asleep
I'll sing a song beside you
And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me
Everyday I will remind you

Find out what we're made of
What we are called to help our
friends in need

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there
'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do
, oh yeah, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah

You'll always have my shoulder when you cry
I'll never let go, never say goodbye

You can count on me like one, two, three
I'll be there and I know when I need it
I can count on you like four, three, two
And you'll be there 'cause that's what friends
Are supposed to do
, oh yeah, ooh, ooh

You can count on me 'cause I can count on you


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Monday, July 04, 2011

I miss you miss you

Hello there the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in backround of the morgue
The unsespecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never end

Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting everytime
And as I stared I counted the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
stop this pain tonight

Don't waste your time on me your already the voice inside my head

I miss you miss you


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