Wednesday, July 13, 2011

"L" is for the Losers

Welcome to the Heartbreak Customer Center.

If you are Loser #1, please press 1.
If you are Loser #2, please press 2.
If you don't know wether you are loser #1 or Loser #2, you are definitely Loser #3, and please press 3.
If you are here just to hear Cee Lo Green's F**K You, please press 4.
If you want to reach our Heartbreak Agents, please press 5.

Sorry, aparently all of our Agents are busy preparing Valentine's Day Party. And if you don't have partner in this Valentine's Day, you are Loser #4.

Thank you for caling and using our service.